A GIANT snail!

How's the snails I hear you cry? Well, 1 became 3, which became 5, which again became 3 (after a happy manager at Boot's opticians became the proud owner of 2 snails for his sons). They have grown (slightly) and have moved up the property market to a modern, spacious, modified Ikea jar. Anyway, here's the pictures to prove it: Huge they are!...

What's the marra with the angel like? It's al reet...

Well, when a was eatin' me breckfast this mornin', I was watchin' the tv like n this laddy on the telly reckoned that peepel thought that the Gateshead Angel was reet disappointing in this vote of the sites te see in Britan.

'Am not shua aboot that leik. Me 'n' the lads went a few weeks ago 'n' I think it's reet good! Bit windy on the hill like but it's dead canny to look at (even if it does look like an aeroplane on end...). What a pick-cha!